OBGYN.net Joke of the Week
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Part II)
- Dawn Morgan
- to escape the sexist roosters referring to her as "chick" all the time.
- Owen Arthur
- It was an NDP "deadwood" chicken.
- David Thompson
- To retrieve a secret IDB document, which will be revealed on the eve of the bye-election.
- Richie Haynes
- We are a democratic organisation, and chickens are free to cross over if they feel like it.
- David Comminsong
- He was trying to escape the shackles of an oppressive white slave master brood.
- Mickey Walrond
- Just make sure he travels with a condom.
- Liz Thompson
- He started to cross the road under the last administration, the suplementary vote is to clean up after it.
- Investigator
- Chicken chased accross road by jealous gay rooster!
- Richard Goddard
- The road is through a national park, and we will soon have lots of chickens crossing the road and a large amount of chicken poop spoiling the scenery. .And decreasing my property values.
- Cabinet
- Let's have a public enquiry to find out why....... We cannot of course make the findings public.
- Olympio
- To play the big one today.
- Lotto
- Because its easier to play..easier to win.
- VOB
- Bajan yard fowl sets record in crossing road. We brought you this story as a public service announcement.
- CBC
- Fowl flies across field to feed starving family.
- BET
- Unfortunately, we only made $10 million in after tax profit last year so we had to let the chicken go as part of our downsizing campaign.
- CBC
- Correction to an earlier story about a chicken. The chicken, NOT a fowl, walked across a yard to ..... we apologise for the break in transmission...normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
- Advocate
- What is the real story behind the chicken..was it involved at the QEH?
- Rasta
- It is a conspiracy against the poor black chicken making an honest living.
- Nation
- ROOSTER RAVISHES ROAD !!!
- Leonard Shorey
- Ahh. This raises an interesting dichotomy of emotions. Surely the chicken should pay for its education before it reaches the other side of the road.
- Minibus man
- It was an honest mistake. I didn't mean to do it. What was I to do? I was only doing 100 Km/h. It was in the middle of the road....what? Well... the zebra crossing was in a bad place anyhow.
- Merton Moore
- I do not know but if there was any Value Added, then the Tax is 15%.
- Comptroller of Customs
- Did he pay VAT? Let us examine his records for the last seven years.
- Maid
- To be bold and beautiful.
- US state departmnent
- We officially deny all knowledge of this chicken. Furthermore, said chicken has never worked for the Governmnet of the USA and, as of today 08:00 hours, its US citizenship was revoked.
- Captain Picard
- To boldy go where no chicken has gone before.
- Mia Mottley
- To see Edwin.
- Delisle Worrell
- It was too small to be a leader in technology.
- Privy council
- It is our judgement that the chicken should be able to cross the road in five seconds otherwise the government has to have it driven across for life.
- Alair Shepherd
- It was his constitutional right.
- US Ambassador
- If the chicken signs the agreement we can patrol in its air and sea boundaries with fighter jets and warships protecting us, I mean it, from drug smugglers.
- Helms-Burton
- Anyone who trades with that chicken except us will be sued in a US court and their country severely punished.
- The Borg
- Crossing the road is futile, the chicken will be assimilated.
- Civil Service
- Unimportant, as long as the chicken completed all the necessary road crossing permit application forms and road crossing licence forms in triplicate.
- Met Office
- We predict that the chicken will not successfully cross the road due to thundershowers, gusty winds and lightning.
Note: Of course, it was sunny and bright.
- Microsoft
- We hope to have the "Chicken Crossing the Road 98" software running on every PC worldwide by March 1998.
Dr. Carlos Chase
MBBS, DGO, DM (OB-GYN)
Bridgetown
BARBADOS